Pop News: Twins for Mariiiiiah!

December 16, 2010

My my, Mariah! We understand you’re pregnant, but you look like a christmas gift that wouldn’t fit underneath the tree!  We are just not loving that dress!  Forgive our blasphemy.   Aries Mariah is definitely one of Pop Prophecy’s patron saints; without her milk couldn’t flow pellucidly out of our nipples (Thanks, MK); we couldn’t quench our thirst in the morning to watch the stars and prophesize.  Just thinking about the song “butterfly” makes us want to grab oreos to rub on our chest, feast, and touch our telescopes.

In all honesty, we are loving just how Mariah doesn’t give a damn about being a big beautiful goddess, kind of like Aretha Franklin. We can definitely relate.  But she could have looked sexy AND beautiful in something else for pregnant “womens”!

In any event–she is having twins! We just hope that Nick can deal with it, our oracle is leaving us wondering …  Do any of you guys think it’s too good to be true too?  Let us know!


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