Pop News: Twins for Mariiiiiah!

My my, Mariah! We understand you’re pregnant, but you look like a christmas gift that wouldn’t fit underneath the tree!  We are just not loving that dress!  Forgive our blasphemy.   Aries Mariah is definitely one of Pop Prophecy’s patron saints; without her milk couldn’t flow pellucidly out of our nipples (Thanks, MK); we couldn’t quench our thirst in the morning to watch the stars and prophesize.  Just thinking about the song “butterfly” makes us want to grab oreos to rub on our chest, feast, and touch our telescopes.

In all honesty, we are loving just how Mariah doesn’t give a damn about being a big beautiful goddess, kind of like Aretha Franklin. We can definitely relate.  But she could have looked sexy AND beautiful in something else for pregnant “womens”!

In any event–she is having twins! We just hope that Nick can deal with it, our oracle is leaving us wondering …  Do any of you guys think it’s too good to be true too?  Let us know!

Pop Transits: Moon in Aquarius; May 4th – May 7th; At Odds With Work

Pop Prophecy watches the heavens so you don’t have to.

@ May 4th 16:51 EST The Moon officially joined the sign of Aquarius and will stay roughly 3 days.

Moon in Aquarius; May 4th – May 7th; “At Odds With Work”
We may have issues in the workplace, complications and confusion faced due to financial errors (double check that pay-stub!) or maybe some verbal misunderstandings with that co-worker you had an affair with…

Some way, somehow, you might find yourself at odds with your job; and this affecting home and family life, especially relations with any significant other or people who demand attention.  Work clashes with plans for romantic stay-ins at home or entertaining ourselves at home.   At least Aquarius gives us the detachment to objectively sail through any problems.

This period ends on May 7th, @ 5:33 EST

Pop Prophecy @ Movies: Sex And The City 2 Poster: Young, Beautiful, Bumboclaat!

The stars shone social catastrophe (aka incited publicity stunt) on the marketing team of Sex And The City 2.  They forgot who their target audience is.  Shame shame, you faulty market researchers!

The SATC 2 team alienated their consumers (again) by shamelessly performing a photoshop plastic surgery nightmare (again) on two of their leading ladies, distorting their natural beauty.  Leo  Kim Cattrall, the eldest @ 53 looks like a slightly alien Rachel McAdams, and Aries Sarah J.P. looks more like a witch than she did in Hocus Pocus; her usually pretty eyes sealed shut by alien mascara.  Watch out, they may shoot holy fireballs at you.

Of course this says to our aging women,

“Sorry, even if this movie’s for you, we can’t make it look like it’s for you.”

Or the confusing statement,

“Yes, you can be young, free, beautiful at 45 but you still need a little airbrush in your diet!”

We haven’t seen as much marketing fail lately since the the little-girl lolita promotion of Kick Ass:

Does this offend you?   Comment!

Pop News: Kate Hudson Gets 2 New Sisters (Boob Job)

There was surgery in the stars for our lovely eyed Aries Kate Hudson who recently adopted two silicone babies.  We ask, what’s the point!  For years she didn’t seem to care.

We guess she was just itching for the knife.

Another celeb conforms to the big boob variety, as we like to call it the “Floating at 80 Club”.  Hey, there are men who like the smaller variety or don’t care, and no, they’re not all homosexuals.   Maybe she just wanted the curtain to match the drapes.

Of course, our unconditional love for Kate still has no bounds!

Pop Prophecy

Pop Transits: Moon in Capricorn; May 2nd – May 4th; Money Matters, Bad Luck

@ May 2nd 5:59 EST Moon officially joined the sign of Capricorn. This is a short stay.

Release the Pop Prophecy!

The financial matters of the world are highlighted, important legal paperwork gets lost, and lawsuits are especially damaging.  Financial scandals come to light.

For couples, getting married? Weddings will be overly expensive; invites will get lost, important paperwork thrown in the trash or forgotten.

For ex-couples, divorce proceedings are stalled.

For those dating, your significant boo might be a money drain and an emotional burden, you might be asking; “Where is the love?” Booty calls will be delayed, and the sex could be better.

For single, Mr. or Mrs. Ex may start talking to you again!  Proceed with caution, we doubt they’re good on their word.

In all matters, watch what you say, good intentions turn into “Oh no you dinnint!”

Thieves or frenemies are coveting your goodies and your bling blings and your expensive things so re-think whether you loan your friends anything.

This period ends on May 4th, @ 16:51 EST

Long Time Friend Says Michael Jackson Was Gay?

TMZ just released this pop rumor:

Dr. Arnold Klein — Michael Jackson’s long-time best friend and physician — tells TMZ he did not betray Michael Jackson by claiming to TMZ that MJ had a [homosexual] affair with Klein’s office manager … and he’s freaked out that he’s getting “a lot of horrible death threats.”

Maybe Dr. Klein should learn to respect the dead!

Hey Arnie, if you’re going to lie at least be original.  You can’t haz the money, but you can haz another cheeseburger!

Our holy oracle confirms that these rumors are highly FALSE.

R.I.P., Michael.

( Source )

Pop Prophecy: Halle and Gabriel Split, Will They Reunite?!

News circled quickly that Halle Berry and her ex of four years (time flies!) model Gabriel Aubry split.

Apparently the star-crossed lovers broke up two months ago, and Gabe spilled the beans.

Rumors say father of Halle’s two-year-old tot dumped her, because of a “realization”  Halle was too old for him and he was falling for someone else–a younger woman most likely!  Gabriel made the dump a public statement, but denied his rumored reasoning only after it was splattered across the web like a bucket of juicy gossip paint.

As for Halle, our lovely Leo lioness has been spotted out and about  on the prowl with a new prey already, but she looked like she was having an awful time!  Her beau du noir looked confused, the pair look awkward to say the least.

Halle with a Lamar Odom look-a-like. Lookout Khloe!

Gabriel recently quoted @ Halle:

“She is, and will forever be, one of the most special and beautiful people that I have ever known, and I am certain that we will continue to have only love and respect for one another.”

If she was so special and beautiful amazing, why bother thinking about being with anyone else?

Is it just another case of the “Bad-Luck-Berry”?  Is she just a trophy wife for guys who think they have something to prove?  We think both these questions have truths in them.

It is not that Halle’s cursed, it’s just going to take her more time before she finds the one—You see, the stars override beauty and material success, that is why even the “most beautiful woman” has hard knocks!  And hey–it could be worse!  At least she has a beautiful daughter to raise and nurture.

Will They Reunite?   See what the oracle says …

Pop Astrology Love: Venus in Gemini; Apr 25th – May 20th

Pop Prophecy is auditing the heavens!

Venus, the lady of love and marriage.   At April 25^th, 17:05 EST Venus officially joined the sign of Gemini!   Words will be very important in love.

Ladies, Venus transits are important for you as a woman.  You can get an idea of what to expect during this time in your relationships.

Venus in Gemini, April 25th-May 20th; “A Lady Scorned By Her Love”

This period begins with sadness in love as she aligns with the star of weeping Alcyone; activated by romantic moon; those strongly influenced by Venus will experience this especially.

In Love and Relationships, it’s important to watch what you say; it’ll be easy to misunderstand your partner and for them to misunderstand you; you may find yourself easily arguing with loved ones and possibly catching up with lies and uncovering them!  Any plans or promises you or your partner makes can easily be undone.  Ladies, your man may be putting you up on a pedestal while you have focus on insecurities–don’t be blind to the good fortune. In this period of Venus in Gemini we have to watch ourselves or our relationships will self-destruct.  It may be in several cases that the danger to the relationship is the relationship itself, or our secret thoughts.

Gabriel Aubry allegedly broke up with Halle over secret resentment of her age and feelings for another woman!

We’ve refused to talk about the issues that are bothering us and the veil is being lifted.

On the positive side, as things come to light we can take this opportunity to fix problems that arise, or this may just be the time where we realize we’re better off being alone!  The answer depends on you and the unique future of your relationship.

These issues are blocking the success of our relationships, and this energy will be felt most around the 17^th of May.

There’s a high chance that past loves will offer to come back into your life; they are most likely to be a bad influence… Previous issues and fears may show their faces again in our relationships, possibly on another person’s body!

At the end of this period, any relationships at the tipping point will most likely come to an end, so prepare to be strong in the wake of an impending heartbreak.

This Venus in Gemini still has the potential to be a romantic time.  This romance might be due to mended broken hearts and great makeups.

For Ladies, your strongest area is the career in this period so focus on this to distract yourself from your lingering thoughts. You will excel tending to any personal issues and working on yourself and your relationships.

This period ends on May 20th @ 13:04 EST, when Venus enters the sign of Cancer.

How is Venus in Gemini for you?  Comment!

Pop Prophecy: Back and Crackin’!

We’re back with a fresher design, and fresher content.  We withdrew and underwent the transformative process of Pluto and evolved into a newer and better Pop Prophecy!
And of course, Pop Prophecy is watching the heavens!